
The woman applying for work in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Foreman: “Look Miss, have you any actual experience in picking lemons?”
Woman: “Well, as a matter of fact, yes! I’ve been divorced three times.”

The woman applying for work in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Foreman: “Look Miss, have you any actual experience in picking lemons?”
Woman: “Well, as a matter of fact, yes! I’ve been divorced three times.”
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Burnie and Joe The Cat
“Let me tell you something about Joe The Cat: he does not give a fuck!”
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